Wednesday, November 24, 2010

For those of you who own a dog or cat...

 Dear Dog & Cat,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out with tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miricale I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "furniture.")
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang our with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

New Ride

After some consideration we decided we needed a new vehicle the dogs needed a bigger vehicle.  Our main focus was that we get something bigger, but we also knew that trading in the Lexus that we could get something newer and cheaper also.  Paul wanted a cross over and third row seating so we researched our options.  We came down to the GMC Acadia or the Saturn Outlook. 

We decided to take a gamble on the Saturn.  Afterall, they are basically the same vehicle with the Saturn being a little cheaper on each model.  Yes, we know they are no longer being made.  Yes, we traded our Lexus in for a Saturn.  Being that it's a GM vehicle the warranty will still be in effect and we plan on driving it til it dies so we are not too worried about it depricating quickly, another reason we got it, because of the deal!  

It will be interesting with the dogs since we decided to forgo leather and it has black cloth interior (It really wasn't that important to us to have the works.  It met the criteria of being bigger, newer, and cheaper).  Once we get the custom floor canvas the dogs will be welcomed into their vehicle.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Happy Veterans Day!

To those I have served with, will serve with, to those before, and those who have lost their lives, THANK YOU! 

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Chicago Weekend Review

Paul, myself, and our friends Beth and Tyler decided to plan a weekend in Chicago since it was roughly half way for all of us.  Beth used to be in my guard unit with me and moved to IN for Tyler's job.  We had not seen each other for some time, so we planned a little get together only to find out a week before our trip that because of Tyler's job they will be moving back to WI by the middle of Nov.  We decided to keep the weekend plans because of reservations and well, we all needed a short get away.

 First stop for Friday night was Roof lounge.  It's in The Wit Doubletree hotel on the 27th floor.  I had read it was a "must-do". 
It's a nice place only lit by the city lights, candles, and fire.  Half of it is open and the other half is under a roof.  The part that is under the roof is all couches and chairs.  The part that is open keeps patrons warm with heaters and fire in the middle of a long table.
 I may be smiling in this picture, but I surely wasn't smiling as I was trying to chug choke down the horrible mixed drinks.  Mixed drinks were decently priced for a big city at $14 a drink, which wouldn't of been bad had they been drinkable. 
 Part of the city view
 The fire table that is in the middle of the room  in the part that is outside. 
 Dinner at Signature on the 95th.  (this was Sat. night)
This restaurant is on the 95th floor of the John Hancock building.  When making reservations you cannot reserve a window table.  You have to ask for it when you arrive for your reservations.  We asked how long of a wait it was for a window seat, thinking 15 minutes or so...it was a staggering 45 min wait on top of having reservations, so we passed.  We waited roughly 5-10 minutes to get a table and to our surprise ended up with a window seat! 
The food selection was decent as was the drink menu.  I would of liked to have seen more non-meat dinners myself as there were only two.  I ended up getting a pasta with root vegetable bolognese.  I honestly couldn't rave about it.  The presentation of it was very good, but the quality was just not there.  Most of my noodles were al dente, which was fine, but some were also hard.  Paul and Tyler got the surf n turf and both raved about how delicious it was.  Beth got a chicken dish that she also raved about.  I decided to get dessert to make up for my poor dinner.  I got the pumpkin pudding bread with caramel ice cream.  It was very good...Thankfully! 
I had to laugh at Beth because she decided to get a "glass" of wine for her dessert.  It came out and was about two sips for $12.  I had to tell her that is what a true glass of wine is...especially in restaurants.  I was going to take pictures of my meal and dessert, but Paul was rather embarrassed by it, so I decided to be nice and spare him the embarrassment.
 We had a corner window table so we got double the view.  This was looking straight forward from where we were sitting.  The our left was the Navy Pier. 
 After dinner we decided to try out a dueling piano bar called "Howl At The Moon".  It was crowded, but worth it.  The pianist took requests and then played them on the pianos. 
We, I mean I, decided to get a bucket to share since price wise it made sense.  Beth on the other hand thought we were each getting our own!  Neither one of us would of been walking out of there had we followed her words.  Definitely a bar I would go to again.
 and then we had to have some photo ops!
After dinner, before the bar, we went to a Blue Man Group Show.  Highly recommend one if you have never seen them.  Very entertaining!
Beth ordered the tickets through ticket master and just put "best available".  Well, when we got there we found out we were in the poncho area.  Meaning, if you've never been to one, that you have a good chance of getting splattered with there props.  We didn't get anything on us, Beth got a little on her (we believe it was banana) and Tyler didn't get anything but a butt in the face due to them doing something to the guy in front of him.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

10 year Class Reunion

Back in September I had my 10 year class reunion.  On Friday we went to a local bar and on Saturday we went to a park and had a potluck.  All my pictures are from the bar.  Apparently, I decided I didn't need any from the park.  We had a great turn out for Friday night with, I believe, over half the class there.  Saturday there was about half. 

 Kathy and Jessie
 Lindsey, Amy, and myself.
Amy was known as my twin in high school although it doesn't look like it in this picture.
 Amy, Ashley, Alli (kind of hiding), and Lindsey
 Mysself, Lindsey, and Rob
 Adam and myself

Most of the ladies that showed up.
Back (l to r):  Sonya, Ashley, Amy, Brandi, Alli
Front (l to r):  Krystal, Megan, Me, Marie, Meghan
and Amy in the front.
Missing:  Kathy, Jessie, Sarah S

Our graduating class was around 40, so I still talk to quite a bit of them although, not on a regular basis.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Trick-or-Treat

I'm so sad to see Oct. 31st go.  Not only does it mean I have to put my Halloween decorations away, it means Nov. is here and another year is almost over.

I handed out candy this year because I like to and since I missed last year due to my deployment.  I'm that house that everyone wants to get to because I hand out the best candy hands out the healthy treats.  In my head I hate to think that all the candy I give out gets thrown out because the parents don't want their kids to have that much, so I stick to things I think will get eaten.  This year they had a choice of a juice box or popcorn balls and the juice box won over a lot of the kids.

We had 24 this year which is about what we've gotten every year.  How many did you have?